September 2009
“Crack is whack. Pot is hot.”
– My friends, who were probably high when they thought of this (not really, we don’t do drugs).
How random I can be with friends...
Me: I was lied to by a plastic spork. Darn those sporks!!! They aren't natural at all =( A fork + spoon should not exist in this world @_@
Him: You are correct.
Him: When did a spoon and a fork ever decide to crossbreed anyways?
Me: Who was the dumb one who even decided to get them to crossbreed? O_o
Him: Satan?
Me: Probably.
Me: Or the tooth fairy.
Him: Ever notice that Satan and Santa have the same letters in them? I think I'm onto something here...
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“He’s bi-POLAR, not bi-sexual!”
– My friend when she was discussing about how her sister’s ex-finace had a problem of being bi-polar. Me, being the dumbass smartie that I am, replied, “So he cheated on her with a man?!” in confusion of thinking that bi-polar was bi-sexual. Thus, she replied back to me with this...
my blog
I hope I can keep up with posting on this blog. I already have one for wordpress but I can barely keep up with that one…
…Add that with my myspace, twitter, facebook, and me2day. I barely ever use those, yet I have them.
I’m someone who easily loses interest in something. It’s like how a child being attracted to a new, shiny toy. After the first or so times, it becomes...
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